With a twist

y'all know how fun and interesting those email quizzes you get can be, so I have made my own, in celebration of them.(p.s. secretly I think the email quizzes are lame)and they all start off something like this
Here's what you do: take this entire quiz and copy and paste it on to a new email, then change the answers to fit you and forward it back to everyone in your address book including the person that sent this to you. If you do this in *insert random time period* you will *insert good fortune(usually something about your crush or love life or some wish coming true)*, if you don't then *insert bad news here(usually the opposite of your good news, only worse. I always make the wish that I would get these dumb quizzes all the time and then hope my wish doesn't come true)*. I personally think there should be a little giggle at the end before you start the quiz so *TeeHee*
NAME: Becka
AGE: Old enough to know better
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: I keep hearing that little TeeHee in my head
(then there are usually some random favorite questions or the type that aren't really questions like shoes/socks?--what is that supposed to mean?!?, so here are my interpretations of those)
ICE CREAM/USED TIRES? mmm tires
HALF A FLIP FLOP/OR A FALAFEL? I'd like a falafel with that
BACKSTREET BOYS OR N*SYNC? backstreets back--ALRIGHT!
CALCULATOR OR MEASURING SPOON? Yes
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
DENTAL TREATMENT: ooh I love when they pull out that little scraper thing that looks like captain hook and scrape along my gums with that
PUNCTURE OR ABRASION: considering the number of my piercings...
(now here comes the part where you are supposed to answer with numbers)
TATTOOS:1 but it covers 96% of my skin
PIERCINGS:7
FRIENDS:square root of 2
TEETH: sometimes
SAT SCORE: 5,283,562.9
GPA:see SAT score
SHOE SIZE:right foot 11, left foot 7.5
KNIVES IN YOUR COLLECTION:17
RAN OVER SOMETHING WITH A CAR: see SAT score
(here's the deep part)
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW: well first off how dumb these quizzes are, secondly how bored I must be not having a job to come up with this, thirdly just waiting to know the next step, trying to figure out how to not go insane from this world that's dishing out insanity with a pitchfork. I'm also thinking that today I would rather eat chocolate than soup, and how it feels nice to sit in your pajamas all day.
well that's the end of my quiz. Happy Friday everyone!

You guys know..

You know how great I think the band bleach is. SO if you can't decide on what to get me for Christmas, I will be your friend forever if you get me the new bleach "audio visual" CD and if everyone decides to get this for me, I can give away the extra copies to my friends and family. bleach should be shared with the world. This is like the best of the best and you can get it here

The Switch

These guys are oh so cool. Check them out on MySpace and PureVolume or at their site

MEEOOOWWWWWW!

I was thinking about how I would like to be a cat.  Some days I would just like to curl up next to or on someone and have them pet my head.--Therapy for both of us I am sure.  Today that sounded like the best option, curl up next to someone I totally trust and fall asleep as they stroke my head. And all would be well.
Then I realized if I were a cat id be furry everywhere, and that’s not so cool.  And I would lick myself and that’s not so cool either.  I would probably have one of those strange demented owners that put stuff on their cat and take pictures of it on their cat.
But for a fleeting moment I thought it might be nice.

A year ago today

A year ago today
I left them all behind
A year ago today
I think I lost my mind
A year ago today
I cried the whole day
A year ago today
I left with so many things to say
A year ago today
I had seen the season’s first snow
A year ago today
I remembered change causes us to grow

becka is a Giant Bee that has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick, a Toughened Steel Skeleton and an Extra Head, and is Covered with a Thick Slime and in League with Dark Forces. Strength: 4 Agility: 7 Intelligence: 10 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat becka, enter your name and choose an attack: fights becka using Strength Agility Intelligence

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Rebekahosis
Cause:	too much sleep
Symptoms:	occasional acne, ability to fly, delusions
Cure:	acupuncture
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