Today is a day of RECKONING
So I was contemplating ground hog's day. Seeing as its tomorrow and superstition tells us that whether or not he sees his shadow will determine the weather.
First of all I'd like to say--all Americans know that bad weather (in this case cold and winter) comes from Canada! That's what they always say on the news. I think it would be more fitting to use a beaver instead of a ground hog. Secondly, which shadow counts? I am sure he will be surrounded by hundreds of photographers all trying to record what he sees. If it were possible to not have a shadow at all I think it would be from all the lights.
If I were the groundhog, I wouldn't bother coming out--too many people too much attention. Id yell out of my little hole--"SHUT UP YOU STUPID PEOPLE, GO AWAY!!! I CAN'T DETERMINE THE WEATHER!!" Of course most people wouldn't be able to understand what I am saying because I would be speaking groundhogese, but Dr. Doolittle--he'd get it.
wouldn't it be ironic if the ground hog was actually blind, maybe he doesn't see anything at all? Who's to know. I imagine year after year of all that flashing and he would be blind. I wonder what the long term consequences are?
what would happen if the beloved groundhog died tonight? Where would they find a replacement. Actually its sad but they probably have a whole farm of replacement groundhogs--just to be sure. They probably get throw to the curb on February 3. Their is probably a society for the prevention of cruelty to ground hogs, pretty soon their will be no ground hogs day. OH THE HUMANITY!!!
First of all I'd like to say--all Americans know that bad weather (in this case cold and winter) comes from Canada! That's what they always say on the news. I think it would be more fitting to use a beaver instead of a ground hog. Secondly, which shadow counts? I am sure he will be surrounded by hundreds of photographers all trying to record what he sees. If it were possible to not have a shadow at all I think it would be from all the lights.
If I were the groundhog, I wouldn't bother coming out--too many people too much attention. Id yell out of my little hole--"SHUT UP YOU STUPID PEOPLE, GO AWAY!!! I CAN'T DETERMINE THE WEATHER!!" Of course most people wouldn't be able to understand what I am saying because I would be speaking groundhogese, but Dr. Doolittle--he'd get it.
wouldn't it be ironic if the ground hog was actually blind, maybe he doesn't see anything at all? Who's to know. I imagine year after year of all that flashing and he would be blind. I wonder what the long term consequences are?
what would happen if the beloved groundhog died tonight? Where would they find a replacement. Actually its sad but they probably have a whole farm of replacement groundhogs--just to be sure. They probably get throw to the curb on February 3. Their is probably a society for the prevention of cruelty to ground hogs, pretty soon their will be no ground hogs day. OH THE HUMANITY!!!
posted by becka at 6:11 PM
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