I smell

I smell like a French fry, no, no, no, French fries do not have the ability to smell, I know French fries don’t have noses and yes I can smell ...the aroma that French fries give off is the same aroma I am giving off, which is great if you are hungry for French fries but no so great if you are not a French fry.  Or is it freedom fry, or better yet sweet potato fries or garlic fries—those make you smell real good, no not smell like that…grrrrr….there is no winning this argument with you.