Apartment Life

Maybe I didn’t get the memo but since when is it ok for you to summon your friends and your neighbors by beeping at them. It would be one thing if I lived in the woods and my house was surrounded by a moat full of flesh eating piranhas and the only way for me to lower the drawbridge was for you to beep. Not that anybody is coming for me anyway but I do find it annoying when people are always laying on their horns at all hours, shouldn’t there be some book of etiquette for apartment living. I should write one. 1. It is not polite for your friends and family to come over and instead of knocking they choose to beep the horn of their car from the parking lot which happens to be outside my window. You deserve more respect than that, I deserve more respect than that, tell em to cut it out. Yeah, yeah I know if you have a 1. You are supposed to have a 2. but I don’t. maybe the second should be. Don’t splash people with puddles when they are trying to take pictures of the bubbles on the surface of the puddle, that happened today after a good hard rain, luckily I turned in time to protect my camera, I suppose if I had been feeling better I would have been playing out in the rain rather than just watching it. It was a good playing rain. I should also put in my apartment etiquette book something about car alarms, yes I know they are necessary sometimes, but they sure are annoying when they go off at 1:30am and probably because some cat walked by. I dunno, I guess I will work on the other rules for my book, I’ll keep updating it.